icanrelateto:

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Pizza Box

FAIL. The Pizza is somewhat comforting, but being a coward is no way to break up with someone.

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Billboard Break Up

WIN. The sheer magnitude and cost of this break up makes it deserving of a win. It’s just perfect!

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(Source: picsandquotes)

quotediaryofficial:

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me: *blushing furiously*
friend: omg ur so red what are u thinking about
me: s-s-s-s-
friend: sex?
me: sports anime

zulidoodles:

[[A Du Couteau siblings Harrowing]]

iainanddaleks:

purgatoryboy:

iainanddaleks:

FORGET 11  HANDLES WE WILL MISS YOU  Handles the cyberman head 2013-2013

Handles was awesome… he should be a second companion. :P

Handles is actually the longest companion "He" was with the Doctor for 800 years

iainanddaleks:

purgatoryboy:

iainanddaleks:

FORGET 11 
HANDLES WE WILL MISS YOU
Handles the cyberman head 2013-2013

Handles was awesome… he should be a second companion. :P

Handles is actually the longest companion
"He" was with the Doctor for 800 years

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

ladywarhol:

the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward 

(Source: gagastly)

djinnanddragons:

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

Anonymous: You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.

yoooitsallison:

allteensrelate:

strangeparkings:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

That was perfect

(Source: epic-humor)

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired)

queerbaitingforgodot:

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it

based on this post and poem

(Source: kikistiel)

You gave me all you had.

(Source: cierin)

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